February 2012
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Oh man. I love my dad.
He sent me a pictue of my dog, izzy, all curled up looking cute. So, I sent him a picture of my cat Callie all curled up looking cute and this is what he said back…
“What the hell is that? a raccoon??”
“It looks like it has a beard. Its the abe lincoln of cats”
“Just kidding, shes a beaut. plaaayyyy date!!”
I was cracking up. I swear hes gay.
Also,...
I don't understand it.
I go out looking like complete shit, like how I looked when I went to CVS five minutes ago, and I get hit on.
I go out looking really pretty, in my opinion, and no one says anything to me.
Lend me your eyes, I can change what you see.:... →
peculiarities:
Suddenly, your days aren’t about you anymore, but her. She’s the first thing that pops into your mind when you wake up, and the last thing before you drift off to sleep. When your phone vibrates, your eyes dart, hoping that it’s her. Suddenly all the songs are about her. You wonder what she would…
If everyone just had sex instead of sleeping we would all be so much happier. Smoke weed and have sex.
Yes, I am advocating this.
We have a problem.
I cant stop thinking about sex.
It weirds me out when people use my name when it’s not necessary. Especially when they say ‘Chelsea’ and not ‘Chels’. Like when someone is like “Hi Chelsea” it really just weirds me out. All you have to say is Hi. I know my name already and you’re looking directly at me so I know you are speaking to me. I feel like I’m in trouble or they are...
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
Anonymous asked: Who would you rather do, current Britney, Madonna, or Xtina?? Explain.
I had such a weird night.
I would love to wake up to inappropriate messages because its technically tmi tuesday.
Am I in the twilight zone?
I am becoming and old lady and I don't really mind...
Today,
I went to my four classes. Came home, went grocery shopping, and then to the pet store to stock up on cat supplies. Which, by the way, are really fucking expensive especially since my cat, Lola, has stomach issues. Now, I’m about to watch Pretty little liars and do homework.
Tomorrow,
I plan on cleaning my apartment and doing homework all day before I have to go to work....
Anonymous asked: do you like anyone
Anonymous asked: I am so attracted to you it's insane.
My anxiety woke me up…. Again. I don’t know why this happens because there isn’t anything I’m particularly anxious about.
Last time was ten times worse but at least someone was with me incase I needed them. This time I’m alone.